CR CHART FOR HFM

AGENT WASHINGTON @ unrecovered

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Dude seriously needs to lighten up before he has a stroke. Wash more or less adopted him under the apparent assumption that Casey would end up getting killed on his own. Not the first friend Casey's ever had that he fights with all the time, but it is the first time that friend has been older than 16. Wash is both a powerful source of support AND an obstacle to Casey's reckless whims. Just like a dad!

LEONARD “BONES” MCCOY @ oldfashionedfutureboy

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Casey's other roommate. Treats every little boo-boo like a federal issue, which is the antithesis of Casey's attitude to injuries. Of course, Casey would probably try to hold his entrails in with duct tape if it came to that, so having a doctor around is probably for the best. Bones is a really good guy and he's from the kickass space future, AND he makes awesome pies, AND he has the best nickname, but he fusses way too much and the alcohol dependency means that Casey is unlikely to go to him when things get tough...

GREG UNIVERSE @ panspermia

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Normal, balding, shlubby guy apparently hiding a POWERFUL WARRIOR SPIRIT if his magic is any indication. Casey may not be 100% convinced he's not a secret ninja master pretending to be a failed musician with a car wash. Nobody who's as normal as he insists he is would go into a possessed carnival or create giant shadow-destroying thorns or jump in front of a magic bolt meant for his wife. Just never, ever die on them again, dude.

ROSE QUARTZ @ defactodefector

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She's Greg's girlfriend (and man is THAT a word that doesn't stick to an 8-foot-tall magic amazon lady) and if Casey disliked everyone who's ever beat the crap out of him he'd have no friends at all, but even he has to admit that her presence isn't doing much for the group they've formed. Nobody who can knock a hole in a wall with a sword can be all bad, and she's another mark on the evidence tally for Greg being a Secret Warrior, but she still makes him uneasy.

PRINCESS CELESTIA @ letteropener

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Turns out winged unicorns are pretty awesome beyond being giant horses who can stab people by charging at them. Especially the royal ones who go along with Casey's insane whims and spend time with him in the hospital. Perhaps someday Casey will get to ride her (or her sister) into battle and they will mess up Nox like nobody's business.

PRINCESS LUNA @ raisethemoon

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Speaking of insane whims: Sure, I'll set my hair on fire to test my own flammability, Your Highness. That sounds like a good idea! Luna and Casey may have some crazy in common, considering how that suggestion only came after Casey suggested setting his clothes on fire. Also Luna has a cooler mane then Celestia.

KATSUKI BAKUGOU @ explodokills

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JERK

BRUCE WAYNE/BATMAN @ batdweeb

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Vigilante Sr.

THE RIDDLER @ unriddling

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ALSO A JERK.

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A Primer for Casey Jones

IF YOU'VE JUST MET HIM:

• He's has very few boundaries
• But otherwise an amiable lug
• You either like him or you don't he'll roll with either

IF YOU'VE FOUGHT BY HIS SIDE/FOUGHT AGAINST HIM:

• He is basically a street fighter, in that he fights monsters and aliens on the street, not...like, knife fighting or fight club-type stuff.
• He uses sports equipment as weapons
• He's actually kind of a bad fighter with his bare hands, but hand him a weapon and he's a powerhouse for a skinny little guy.
• HE'S FUCKING CRAZY
• No, really, good at improvisation is one thing (and he's good at it) but Casey rushes into things and doesn't often make plans.
• One might think he was completely fearless. (He is not.)
• When it works, it works amazingly well
• When it doesn't, he ends up in so much trouble.

IF YOU LIVE WITH HIM:

• He's told you that:
  • His best friends are ninjas
    
    • But he hasn't mentioned that they are turtles and a rat who live in the sewers. He talks about them like they're humans who live in a regular dojo.
  • He's fought aliens
  • And mutants
  • And robo-ninjas
  • And muggers/thugs
  • Not the New York mafia though. At his canonpoint they don't know who he is.
    • Or maybe he doesn't know they know who he is? I dunno. Just know he's encountered the Don before.
• He's told you what the Kraang are, who Shredder is, and who the Purple Dragon gang is
  • But he leaves out the part where their leader Hun can wipe the floor with him.
• He's mentioned that he's survived two Kraang invasion attempts and fought in one.
  • But not that he and his friends lost so badly when they tried to stop the second one, that he was a refugee on the run the second time, or that he almost lost both his biological family and his ninja turtle friendfamily. He probably will bring that up later when it's important but for now he's content with his friends thinking he's a total unstoppable badass.
• He's a good mechanic and consummate tinkerer, often with projects spread out over the dining table. He's mostly self-taught and all of his stuff is MacGyvered together out of household appliances. It's generally reliable, and generally butt-ugly.
• He hasn't mentioned his dead mother, but he has talked about his dad and sister so one can infer that mom is not in the picture if one pays attention.
  
  • He also hasn't mentioned his dad's alcoholism or neglect because he doesn't really see it that way.
• If you were in the room during this thread, you know he has a metal plate in his skull.

IF YOU'RE BONES:

• Casey has minor brain damage to his frontal lobe. He wouldn't tell that to anyone who didn't drag it out of him through scanning/mind reading.